Google Maps - Funny Trick

1: Open Google Maps ( get directions )
2: Type China as your starting point
3: Type Taiwan as your destination.
4: Read step NUMBER 48
5: When you stop laughing :D, put this as your status so others can laugh too!

China

	1. Head north towards 312国道
		4.0 km
	2. Turn right onto 312国道
		16.1 km
	3. Turn left onto the slip road to Ｇ２２青兰高速 Partial toll road
		600 m
	4. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ２２青兰高速 Toll road
		167 km
	5. Exit onto 312国道 Partial toll road
		91.9 km
	6. 312国道 turns slightly left and becomes 崆峒大道（中段）
		2.9 km
	7. Continue onto 崆峒大道（东段） Go through 1 roundabout
		2.7 km
	8. Continue onto 东湖路
		2.5 km
	9. Turn right onto 312国道
		2.8 km
	10. Turn left onto the slip road to Ｇ２２青兰高速 Partial toll road
		400 m
	11. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ２２青兰高速 Toll road
		69.9 km
	12. Take exit 罗汉洞/凤口/西安 towards 312国道
		500 m
	13. Slight right onto 312国道
		77 m
	14. Keep left at the fork
		26.9 km
	15. Take the slip road on the left to Ｇ７０福银高速
		220 m
	16. Slight left onto Ｇ７０福银高速 Partial toll road
		293 km
	17. Continue onto Ｇ４０沪陕高速 Toll road
		574 km
	18. Take the exit onto Ｇ４５大广高速 Partial toll road
		214 km
	19. Exit on the left onto 201省道
		4.4 km
	20. Slight right onto the slip road to Ｇ７０福银高速
		92 m
	21. Keep left at the fork to continue towards Ｇ７０福银高速
		150 m
	22. Keep right at the fork to continue towards Ｇ７０福银高速
		500 m
	23. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ７０福银高速 Partial toll road
		115 km
	24. Take the exit
		500 m
	25. Continue straight
		1.5 km
	26. Continue straight onto ０４７乡道
		3.2 km
	27. ０４７乡道 turns left and becomes 湖北大道
		1.3 km
	28. Slight right onto 湖北大道/105国道 Continue to follow 105国道 Toll road
		4.9 km
	29. Merge onto Ｇ７０福银高速 Partial toll road
		710 km
	30. Take exit 福州/宁德/Ｇ１５沈海高速/厦门 to merge onto Ｇ１５沈海高速 Toll road
		23.3 km
	31. Take exit 宏路/福清 to merge onto 福政路 Partial toll road
		2.4 km
	32. Turn left towards 福玉路
		400 m
	33. Turn right towards 福玉路
		400 m
	34. Continue straight onto 福玉路
		400 m
	35. Turn left onto 清荣大道
		350 m
	36. Exit onto 福融路
		1.3 km
	37. Turn left onto 清昌大道
		900 m
	38. Continue straight to stay on 清昌大道
		2.7 km
	39. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto 龙江路
		1.8 km
	40. Slight left onto 龙江路/305省道 Continue to follow 305省道
		47.3 km
	41. Take the ferry
		3.2 km
	42. Continue straight onto 305省道
		10.3 km
	43. Continue onto 万宝西路
		1.1 km
	44. Continue onto 万宝中路
		1.4 km
	45. Turn left onto 西航路
		2.0 km
	46. Turn right onto 龙凤路
		650 m
	47. Turn left
		86 m
	48. Swim across the Pacific Ocean
		165 km
	49. Continue straight
		1.1 km
	50. Turn right onto 領港大道
		900 m
	51. Slight right to stay on 領港大道
		450 m
	52. Turn left onto 台64線
		11.2 km
	53. Take exit 五股二交流道 towards 國道1號
		210 m
	54. Take exit 五股二交流道(五股交流道/五股) towards 國道1號
		450 m
	55. Take exit 五股二交流道(國1五股交流道) on the left towards 國道1號
		1.9 km
	56. Take exit 五股交流道 to merge onto 國道1號
		66.1 km
	57. Take exit 新竹系統交流道 to merge onto 國道3號
		137 km
	58. Take exit 名間交流道 towards 名間/集集
		1.0 km
	59. Turn left onto 彰南路/台3線 Continue to follow 台3線
		2.5 km
	60. Continue onto 員集路/台16線 Continue to follow 台16線
		15.3 km
	61. Turn right onto 中山路一段/台16線 Continue to follow 台16線
		4.3 km
	62. Slight right onto 新中橫公路水里玉山線/台21線 Continue to follow 台21線
		3.6 km
	63. Turn left onto 人倫林道
		450 m
	64. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道
		1.6 km
	65. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道
		1.6 km
	66. Take the 1st left to stay on 人倫林道
		1.3 km
	67. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道
		950 m
	68. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道
		26.6 km
	69. Turn right onto 人倫林道支線
		200 m

Taiwan

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